Let's say for a minute we believe you. We don't, but let's say we do, and in this little fantasy, Brian's now the owner of http://suckK3VRoff.com ...
And for laughs, let's also say we believe that Brian's some kind of bad-ass hacker who got you thrown off ISP's, put in jail, on probation, hosted a site using your call sign, got your blogs taken down, got you warned 2x by the FCC, had you visited by the [FBI], and let's say we also believe he ruined your life by making you a retarded cart pusher who loves kiddy pr0n.
Ok, are you listening? We all believe you.
WTF are you gonna do about it, you 4 eyed pedophile motherfucker?
You live with your parents, you got a gut the size of Manhattan, and you chow down on Mickey D's for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Do you even own a car, you pathetic pile of blubbering bullshit?
Get a life son.
You ain't gonna do NOTHIN' but shit and fall back in it. [ß Check above on this page for this almost verbatim formulary by the Coprophiliac.]
Now fuck off and cry to your mama, cuz we don't give a fuck, you slack jawed, stick armed, faggot!
suckK3VRoff.com a.k.a. Brian CROW K3VR—demonstrating that he’s a Sociopath—NOT a psychiatrist, psychologist or even psychotherapist—on NIMbusters 15 Nov ‘10